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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But the birdsh*t seemed green-like
    on account of that frosting.

    Artist: James Taylor
    Real Lyric: Though the Berkshires seemed dream-like on account of that frosting.

    The story:

    This just happened after about 30 years of thinking those were the lyrics. I got the CD of James Taylor's greatest hits and of course CD sound much clear than vinyl. I was listening with my husband and all of a sudden a light bulb went off over my head. I said "Hey, I've always thought the lyrics were____" and my husband laughed his butt off.

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