But Still I'm Touched By Men

The story:

I grew up listening to Don Henley from my parents and being young and not knowing any better I always thought those were the words. One day I decided to dust off my old CD collection and listen to it. I started belting out the words and once I came to that part my mom started laughing hysterically. I mentally reviewed what I had just said, then joined her in laughng until tears came out of my eyes.