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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But remember when I moved in you,
    and the holy duck was moving, too.

    Artist: Jeff Buckley
    Song: Hallelujah
    Real Lyric: But remember when I moved in you,and the holy dove was moving, too.

    The story:

    It didn't really get that far due to the obvious mistake. (Given the character of the song it was somewhat unlikely that he would be singing THAT!) I checked up on the Internet shortly afterwards. However, the mental image of Jeff Buckley sharing a threesome with a duck (holy or not) will still be recalled every time I hear the song. It does sort of ruin my enjoyment of this beautiful song.

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