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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I, I'll still be weird.

    Real Lyric: But I, I will be here.



    The story:

    This is a very popular song at weddings, and it wasn't until the thrid time I heard it at a friends wedding that I began to wonder why. When I finally leaned over in the middle of the ceremony to ask my friend Paula why anyone would sing about being weird at their wedding, she laughed so hard she had to leave the sanctuary. And lucky me, she told the groom, who then included me and my lyric blooper in his toast at the reception. They'll never let me forget this!

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