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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But even then I knew Id find a much better place
    Even with a whale like you

    Artist: Human League
    Real Lyric: But even then I knew Id find a much better placeEither with or without you



    The story:

    Oh, my word, how blushable that I'd misheard that line all these years. I have to tell you, I should have known better, and what's more, I've spent years trying to decipher what a whale had to do w/ anything. I just took it to mean that he was a 'big fish' or some such. I'd never even bothered to look the lyrics up (ha-ha). Of course, much of it has to do with the British accent the singer was using - so therein lies my faux pas...

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