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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Breaking the Habit" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Linkin Park

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Breaking the Habit" Lyrics

    i don't wan't to be the one To battle a
    I don't want to be the one Who battles a
    I don't want to be the one that battles
    breaking the habitat
    Riddle riddle.
    So I'm breaking The Hobbit.
    I don't wanna be the one, who ba
    I don't want to be the one beatles alway
    I'm raping the hobbit tonight.
    "I'm raking my harvest tonight..."
    I'm sexually immune
    I'm breaking the harvest, tonight.
    i'm painting the rabbit

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    Funniest Misheards by Linkin Park