The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
We were at an Irish pub and there was a band playing. They were quite good. At a given point they started playing Van Morrison’s song, and when they got to the chorus I went “Brand-new girl, sha-la-la…” My friends thought I was mocking the song on purpose, so they joined in merrily, but when later on I learned what the original lyrics said I was so embarrassed... Still, my friends claim that “my” version is funnier and gives a whole new meaning to the song…
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Anonymous
Submitted on
7/28/2006 11:23 am
Age it happened
32
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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