The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
In a bar listening to a cover band, my
friend said, "this reminds me of you!"
I was kind of offended and asked
why (did she think I was a ball and
chain).
She told me, because I always drink
Tom Collins.
It took awhile to work out, but then we
both laughed.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
9/10/2004 9:58 pm
Age it happened
27
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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