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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bong, bong, bong on the Autobahn.

    Artist: Kraftwerk
    Song: Autobahn
    Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

    The story:

    We commuted from high school to tech school every afternoon. We didn't call them autobahns, but we bonged every day and didn't see why Kraftwerk wouldn't. Never worried about the German, gradually forgot about the song, at some point in the mid eighties, they became cool again, and by then OF COURSE I knew the lyrics were German, right?

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/4/2003 7:05 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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