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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    blinded by the light
    wrapped up like a douche

    Real Lyric: blinded by the lightrevved up like a duece



    The story:

    i was in the car with my dad and i heard that song on the radio and i thought it was awkward that the song was talking about douches when i was 13

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    Yes Very Awkward In front Of A Parent. Even worse "She got down, but She never got tight. She's gonna make it through the night" Compaired to what and WHY??? LOL

    CeeeeeeCee Dec 27, 2008 9:22 am


    This song is all about awkward. When I was a teenager, my mom told me she always thought the lyrics were "wrapped up like a douche and a condom in the night". Douches and condoms...thanks mom.

    earthealer Dec 19, 2008 12:08 pm