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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bless all the dinner children, in the tender care

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: Bless all the dear Children, In thy tender care

    The story:

    This was my friends mother who got hates singing this song at primary school. Everyday the school canteen staff would line the children up into two queues, being the ones that look their own packed lunch (the sandwich children) and the ones that had hot school meals (the dinner children). My friends Mum was very upset that she had to sing about those children getting blessed when she missed out just because her Mum sent her with sandwiches.

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