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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Billie Jean is not my son,
    She's just a girl who says I am a nun
    But the killer's all messed up

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover,She's just a girl who says I am the oneBut the kid is not my son

    The story:

    My sister and I were moonwalking in our living room and I was singing "Billie Jean" very wrongly of course. She looked at me and said, "It's 'Billie Jean is not my lover,' you idiot" in that very condescending way 11-year-olds have.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/11/2006 7:58 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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