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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Big weenie keep on towing
    Loud Mary keep on boinging

    Song: Proud Mary
    Real Lyric: Big wheel keep on turningProud Mary keep on burning

    The story:

    I was about 8 when I attempted to sing along with this song in the car, and was so happy belting out what I sincerely thought was the chorus. There was, like, 3 seconds of awkward silence, and then my older sister exploded with laughter! Meanwhile, my mom -- desperately trying to hold back her laughter -- calmly explained the actual lyrics to me. My response to this was "But that doesn't make any sense at all!" Then my mom busted out laughing.

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