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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bennie! Bennie! Bennie!
    Bennie Killed The Mets!

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Bennie! Bennie! Bennie!Bennie and The Jets!(ya know, that part at the end where sings it in a girlish falsetto)

    The story:

    I thought that cause Elton's high pitched falsetto was a little distorted. I thought he was talking about a girl named Bennie who committed a major homicide on the New York Mets, cause they suck! Anyway the day realized it was in school at lunch, and they were playing Elton John on the radio (they have a radio in the ceiling) and I was just lip-syncing to the song while I was eating my lunch. Then came the end part, when I sang out loud "Bennie! Bennie! Bennie! Bennie Killed The Mets!" and somebody at the next table said to me, "It's Bennie and The Jets! Have you heard the rest of the song?" The fact is, I have a 25% hearing loss in my right ear and that's where one of the speakers was positioned in the ceiling.

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