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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    because you're a tortoise, i'll do anything for you

    Artist: Baby Bird
    Real Lyric: Because you're goorgeous, i'll do anything for you
    The story:

    had a crush on my bestfriends cousin and she was helping me out on things to do to impress him. so she told me to listen to that song because its his favorite song and then i should just happen to sing it while he was around. so i went and memorised the whole song and the next time i was around him i started singing the chorus which i had completely wrong. he was like:"it doesn't say that you idiot." quite clearly my plan did not work

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