Bald-headed woman, Bald-headed woman to me"

The story:

I was in the car with my daughter and about five of her friends when I heard them laughing at me. I thought it was my voice. I sing loudly and off key. My daughter started snickering at me and told me how goofy I was because she thought I was making it up as I went along to make her friends laugh. At the next chorus I just stared at them.My daughter was mortified. I was horrified, her friends were laughing hysterically. Later I introduced my daughter to my boss, a woman with a disease that caused her to lose all her body hair. I knew a "bald-headed woman" and that made more sense than "More than a woman." My daughter was again horrified. It was a horrifying year for her, but hey what else are mothers for?
I am glad to know that others have misheard the song the same way though.