Bald headed woman
Bald headed woman to me

The story:

In the early to mid 70's, when my sister and I were little kids, like 7 and 8 years old, we lived in Belgium, so hearing American music on the radio was a rarity. The BeeGee's song "More Than a Woman" would come on and we'd try to sing along.
The funny thing is that we'd get into these heated arguments over whether the lyrics were:
"Bald-headed woman" or "old lady woman." Being that I was a year older, I though it was ridiculous, my sister's clinging to the bald-headed woman story. It wasn't until years later when we were back in the States, and we finally heard the title of the song spoken by a deejay, that we realized we were BOTH wrong!