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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby you can strip, you can give it too
    'Cause I like you just the way you are
    (I'm about to strip and I'm mother quick
    Can you handle me the way I are)
    I don't need the cheese I'm a concave
    Boy I like you just the way you are

    Artist: Timbaland
    Song: The Way I Are
    Real Lyric: Baby if you strip, you can get a tip'Cause I like you just the way you are(I'm about to strip and I want it quickCan you handle me the way you are)I don't need the cheese or the car keysBoy I like you just the way you are

    The story:

    This is actually a mixture of me and my brother's misheard lyrics.
    I really wasn't sure about "mother quick" being a real phrase...

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    Submitted by

    PeterPerson

    Submitted on

    7/23/2008 1:24 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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