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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby, leprosy hurts without you

    Artist: Billy Ocean
    Real Lyric: Baby, love really hurts without you



    The story:

    As a kid, I'd heard of leprosy. I was aware that it wasn't very nice at all. The poor man singing the song had been left by his 'Baby' whilst in agony from degeneration. Heartless b**th.rnrnI recall being told the joke about the leper failing his driving test because "he left his foot on the accelerator" at primary school. I was therefore astounded that poor Billy Ocean, whilst suffering from this awful disease, had made it to the top of the charts. rnrnSo, imagine my suprise when he released 'When the going gets tough' rnrnWith the benefit of hindsight I did indeed feel a little foolish. My respect for Mr Ocean dwindled and I realised that what I had thought was an anthem that gave hope to millions of sufferers, was actually a nauseating load of tosh.

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