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    "B.Y.O.B." Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by System Of A Down

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    Misheard "B.Y.O.B." Lyrics

    Why don't presents fight the core? Why d
    Why don't presidents fight the war? Why
    Still you feed us guys from the piddle p
    fetus lies in the pickle farm
    Why do they always teleport?
    Why does our presence fight the war Why
    WHY DO THEY ALWAYS BRING THE PORN!?
    Why don't princesses fight the wars? Wh
    Why do they smell like Santa Clause?
    Let Your Foetus Lie On The Tabletop.
    Why is it always Singapore?!
    why do presidents f**k the whores? why d
    Why do they always Santa Park?
    Why do they always hit the floor?
    One, two, they never count to four!
    breking out of fart knocks houses with o

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