As we walked in fields of Bali.

The story:

I was in Bali with my girlfriend. We were walking across a field to a place to have dinner and I said, "this is just like the Sting song." My girlfriend said, "what do you mean?" I said, "you know, walking in a field...in Bali." She said back, "It's barley, you moron!"
I tried to laugh it off but she was more irritated than amused. We argued all through dinner.
At some point on the flight back to the States she turned to me and said she didn't think we should see each other any more.
I really hate Sting now. I turn him off if he comes up on the radio.