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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    as nobody asked you how you are?
    You look like you might not last the day.

    I wouldn't have made it very far
    So we'd make a good team right away.
    I've not made my men for yesterday
    My lips won't get me out of it
    Waking up dreading

    Artist: Snow Patrol
    Song: Ask Me How I Am
    Real Lyric: Has nobody asked you how you areYou look like you might not last the dayI wouldn't have made it very farSo we'd make a good team right awayI've not made amends for yesterdayMy lip won't get me out of itWaking up dreading hearing talesOf all of my nightmares being trueI take a breath and grab the phoneSecretly hoping you're not homeI'd leave a message I was outOut of my mind on drink and drugs

    The story:

    I was singing out loud in the car with one of my friends and the "non-lesbian" line slipped out. It was quite special.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/6/2007 7:48 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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