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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    As long as the room keeps spinning
    That's just a business hobby, yeah

    This ain't a ceiling it's a god damn arse-face
    I'm not a shovel to lie on,
    but I dye grass

    I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats, also

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: As long as the room keeps singingThat's just the business I'm in, yeahThis ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms raceThis ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms raceThis ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms raceI'm not a shoulder to cry onBut I digressI'm a leading manAnd the lies I weave are oh so intricate,Oh so intricateI wrote the gospel on giving up(You look pretty sinking)But the real bombshells have already sunk(Prima donnas of the gutter)At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleepCrashing not like hips or cars*,No, more like p-p-p-parties

    The story:

    Yeah well... there was this party where this song was played. I sang at the top of my lungs - and finally one of my friends stared at me and he was like, "exactly WHAT were you just singing??!"

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