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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    As I lie between these covers
    I wanna tell her that I love it
    When she chokes me in the
    Backseat of a red Ford Focus

    She's my man...

    Artist: Scissor Sisters
    Song: She's My Man
    Real Lyric: As I lie between these coversI wanna tell her that I love itWhen she chokes me in theBackseat of her riverboat 'causeShe's my man...

    The story:

    I'd told my wife all about those craz-ee Scissor Sisters and their quirky lyrics and about this bit in "She's My Man", and I played it to her and she agreed with me that it was indeed a song about kinky sex in the back of a small family car. Later that evening I was idly Googling for "Scissor Sisters" "Ford Focus" and ... nothing. Immediately it hit me - that sinking feeling...

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    Submitted by

    murlhemm

    Submitted on

    9/13/2008 12:23 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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