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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    As a teenager in the 1970's I thought they were singing "Pol Pot" (preceding the genius of the Dead Kennedys)... probably because my parents made a big deal of John Lennon's communist sympathies.

    Around 15 or 16, a friend convinced me the chant

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Am The Walrus
    Real Lyric: According to Wikipedia, the chanting at the end is"oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper!" sung simultaneously in the choir as "got one, got one, everybody's got one".

    The story:

    Just today, on hearing the song again, I decided to look up the lyrics. (Not very embarrassing.) Wanted to see what others heard, though.

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    Submitted by

    gymshoes

    Submitted on

    1/17/2009 12:00 pm

    Age it happened

    47

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    So apparently you misheard the lyric as "As a teenager in the 1970s I thought they were singing..." You are such an idiot.

    Bastiodon411 May 22, 2010 6:01 pm