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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are you gathering up the tea leaves?
    Have you had enough of mine?

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Real Lyric: Are you gathering up the tears?Have you had enough of mine?



    The story:

    My husband and I were playing
    SongBurst with friends. We got
    "Reeling in the Years," and since
    hubby had screwed up three of the
    last four songs, I elbowed him in the
    ribs and said, "I know this one!" I
    belted it out at the top of my lungs, so
    positive I was right. And everybody
    looked at me like I was crazy.

    Husband said, "Tea leaves? What
    the heck does that mean?"

    "I don't know but that's how the song
    goes."

    "No it doesn't. It's tears, not tea
    leaves."

    "Tears? No way."

    "Yes way -- look!" They showed me
    the card and by gum, there it was,
    tears instead of tea leaves.

    I don't think my version is better but
    it would be a lot easier to gather up
    spilled tea leaves than somebody's
    tears.

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