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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are they gay, or not?
    Are they gay, theyve not got a wife
    They want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
    through the break of dawn yeah

    Artist: System Of A Down
    Song: Shimmy
    Real Lyric: I think me, I want lifeI think me, I want a house and a wifeI want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmythrough the break of dawn yeah

    The story:

    After a night out at the local rock club, walking home with a few mates... started singing the tune and then all of a sudden everyone looked at me as if I was taking the p***. When they realised that I actually thought they were the lyrics, they burst out laughing.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/24/2004 3:47 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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