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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Anybody here
    seen my old friend David Niven?
    Can you tell me where he's gone?
    He freed lotta people
    but it seems the good they die young
    You know I just looked around
    and he's gone

    Artist: Dion
    Real Lyric: Anybody here seen my old friend Abraham? Can you tell me where he's gone? He freed lotta people but it seems the good they die young You know I just looked around and he's gone
    The story:

    I knew all along that it was wrong but it took forever to actually figure out that it was supposed to be Abraham (Lincoln). It probably took at least two years, since I never actually persued it. Whenever I heard the song, that lyric only appears once at the very beginning and it passed before I thought about listening to the words.

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