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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Anthony works in the grocery store, across from the mad placenta.

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Movin' Out
    Real Lyric: Anthony works in the grocery store, across from the medical center



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    Clever, but it's the wrong corrected lyric. It's "Anthony works in the grocery store, saving his pennies for someday." And "Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat at night he becomes a bartender. He works at Mister Cacciatores down on Sullivan Street across from the medical center."

    annaie123 Jun 28, 2012 9:30 am