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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Another turnip boy, a fork stuck in the road..."

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: "Another turn, avoid a fork stuck in the road..."

    The story:

    My mom and I were at a sheet music store and I picked up the Green Day piano music and was like "Oh my gosh! They totally got these lyrics wrong!" And the guy at the music store was like "...What?" And I was like "Yeah, no kidding! The song's about a guy that sells turnips!"

    He asked me if he could use that line in an advertisement. But I said no - it was a small town, and word would get out. ^^U

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