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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Another turning point,
    a fork stuck in the rope.
    Tongue grabs you by the wrist,
    directs you to the show.

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: Another turning point,a fork stuck in the road.Time grabs you by the wristdirects you where to go.



    The story:

    So at my brother's eighth grade graduation, the valedictorian quoted this (saying that a good friend of hers had said it, yeah right). Then she said the right lyrics, and my friend and I screamed out "If you're gonna quote it, at least quote it right!" Then the woman behind us is all like, "She did quote it right." We looked it up afterward and sure enough, she was right.
    The valedictorian also quoted Aristotle as a close, personal friend.

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