The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
After learning that "Good Riddance"
was my then girl friend of 5 months'
favourite song, I quickly learned the
riffs and on a Saturday night, with
lighted candles and wine I sat her on
the bed ready to croon her into
romance. Of course, one line in, she
burst out laughing, spitting wine all
over me and the spell was broken.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
8/24/2003 6:38 pm
Age it happened
17
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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