Annie, you're ugly! You're ugly, you're ugly, Annie!

The story:

Well, I'd never been familiar with the original song by Michael Jackson. The first time I'd ever heard it was by Alien Ant Farm, and my dear old dad heard it before me. And he told me that was the chorus! I found out about a month later when my friends were all singing it. Fortunately, I'd only been listening at the time, so they never found out that I wasn't concerned whether or not Annie was okay, and that I just wanted to announce that she was ugly.