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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his
own.

Artist: Elvis Presley

Song: In the Garden

Real Lyric: And he walks with me, and he talks with me, and he tells me I am his own.Note: this is from the gospel hymn, "In the Garden," which begins with "I come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses..." I could send you an mp3 file containing the lyrics in first sentence above, if you'd like.

The story:

Well, it's pretty embarrassing to find out you were wrong to tell
dozens of people that Elvis Presley had a boyfriend named Andy.

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Submitted on

5/30/2011 11:45 am

Age it happened

40

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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