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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Andy, did you hear about the swan?
Tell me how you liked in the pond.
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the run
(Man on the run)
If you believe there's nothing out there to see,
And

Artist: R.E.M.

Song: Man On The Moon

Real Lyric: Andy, did you hear about this one?Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?If you believed they put a man on the moon (Man on the moon)If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

The story:

I grew up convinced this song was about the Ugly Duckling and some dude on the run.
I never sang my version out loud, thank goodness.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

12/3/2006 3:12 am

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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