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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Andy, did you hear about the swan?
Andy, are you locked on the pond?
Andy, are you goofing on "L" Street, baby?
Are you having fun?

Artist: R.E.M.

Song: Man On The Moon

Real Lyric: Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?

The story:

I first heard the song when I was away from my parents for a week as they did RAGBRAI, and I heard this song every day. My mis-interpretation of the last line (i.e. "Are you having fun?"), led me to mentally think, "NO." It wasn't until just today that I decided to actually look up the lyrics and see that I was completely wrong.

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Submitted on

6/30/2009 2:38 pm

Age it happened

21

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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