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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And you're not gonna take my telephone

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Telephone
    Real Lyric: And you're not gonna reach my telephone

    The story:

    This was my mom's. I heard her singing it and was like "whaaat?"
    and then explained to her that is was not about Lady GaGa getting
    jumped and that no one was stealing her phone.

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    Submitted by

    PeterPerson

    Submitted on

    3/27/2010 12:40 pm

    Age it happened

    46

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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