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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And your family alcoholic
    Slaps you on the back and says,
    Tee hee hee hee hee hee, Tee hee hee hee hee hee

    Artist: Stealers Wheel
    Song: Stuck In The Middle With You
    Real Lyric: And your friends, they all come crawlin,Slap you on the back and say,Please, Please

    The story:

    I believe I've heard this song most of my life. It popped into my head this morning, and I decided to look up the lyrics. When I discoverd the correct lyrics, I then decided that someone else must've heard the song the same way I did and decided to go to "The Archive of Misheard Lyrics" site. To my embarrassment it appears no one has made the same mistake.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/10/2007 2:49 am

    Age it happened

    38

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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