The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was 8-9 years old and a huge fan of Ren and 
Stimpy. I heard the word "gas" in this song and I 
instantly honed in on it....and I swear it sounded 
like Santa was getting a bad case of the farts. 
"Watch your appeal"....if you're naughty then Santa 
would not only not bring you a present, he'd also 
fart on you.
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Submitted on
12/19/2011 1:57 am
Age it happened
15
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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