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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And when I waste the honey, is it really cheap?
    And do I eat it with my hands or in my sleep?
    Does anybody really glisten when I speak?
    Or will I have to say it all inside my dreams?

    Artist: Shakespear's Sister
    Song: Hello (Turn Your Radio On)
    Real Lyric: And when I taste the honey, is it really sweet?And do I eat it with my hands or with my feet?Does anybody really listen when I speak?Or will I have to say it all again next week?

    The story:

    Although Shakespear's Sister may have been quite strange I was pretty sure they didn't make a song about the prices of the stuff that you waste, and why would they eat honey in their sleep? So I actually listened really carefully the next time I heard it.

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    Submitted by

    ABC_MJfan

    Submitted on

    11/15/2008 3:09 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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