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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And when I cook him dinner and a Barney Flack

    Artist: Shania Twain
    Song: Any Man of Mine
    Real Lyric: And when i cook him dinner and i burn it black

    The story:

    My brothers ex girlfriend thought it said this. We were walkin to a store and she started singing it....I dropped to the ground laughin and asked her to sing it again...SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT SAID BARNEY FLACK!!! I told her she was shtupid and not to EVER sing that again!

    she was 20

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    Submitted by

    Kyladanielle

    Submitted on

    8/14/2008 6:50 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Duplicate page: same misheard, same user.

    Marcus Oct 15, 2014 4:20 pm