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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And there's a whino down the road
    I should have stolen the show
    There walks a baby we all know
    Who shines one light upon the snow
    And if you listen very hard
    The truth will bother you a lot
    When all are one and one is awwwww
    To be a rock and not a

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the roadOur shadows taller than our soul.There walks a lady we all knowWho shines white light and wants to showAnd if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last.When all are one and one is allTo be a rock and not to roll.



    The story:

    I seriously though this was what he was saying until I was about 12. Now, having typed it all out, it sounds like some surrealist poem written by a dude drunk off his . . . yeah.

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