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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And the water, and the ocean water, we want everyone. . .

    Artist: Howard Jones
    Real Lyric: And you want her, and you know she wants you



    The story:

    I think this song came out when I was about 11. I don't know if it is the "dip your foot in the pool" reference, but for some reason I took this to be a song about the OCEAN. In fact, I continued to sing this song into my early thirties, imagining myself on a beautiful beach somewhere where everyone wanted me. It was a DJ on the radio that set me straight!

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