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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And the moon is the only lying p***y

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Mother and Child Reunion
    Real Lyric: I can't for the life of me,Remember a sadder day

    The story:

    I've always wondered how the moon had anything to do with p***y. I just found out at an age of 23, when my boyfriend sang the right lyrics and I was like "WHAT are you singing?...and then..."wow...is that what he really sings? Hmm...bette late than never to get it.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/7/2002 3:30 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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