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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    and the heart attack would say thank you for being a friend.

    Artist: Theme Songs
    Song: Golden Girls Theme
    Real Lyric: and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

    The story:

    This sing is the theme song to the golden girls tv show. It wasn't until i was 20 when i was watching reruns with my grandmother, that she corected me. she's all like baby its say the card attached. Then she called andtold my whole family. I was the butt of everyone's joke for a long time.

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    Submitted on

    7/29/2007 10:21 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I heard it that way. I just found what the lyrics actually say.

    ellmoe2000 Apr 13, 2013 12:55 pm