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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And that's when the hornets tongued me
    And I had a series of dreams
    'Twas the end of dawn
    Tonight we smoke DeMalts

    You are a head-bite eccentric

    Artist: Tragically Hip
    Real Lyric: And that's when the hornet stung meAnd I had a serious dreamWith revenge and doubtTonight we smoke them outYou are ahead by a century

    The story:

    I was complaining about how this song made no sense, and proceeded to prove my point by listing the "real" lyrics. What followed was about half a minute of total silence, after which my mother pointed out that I had something wrong in every single line!

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