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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And sometimes I get so high

    When my veins are poppin and I'm on Bill Nye

    Artist: Kid Rock
    Real Lyric: And sometimes it seems so oddWhen my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod
    The story:

    I listened to the song in my car and then came home and asked my son when Kid Rock was on the Bill Nye The Science Guy teevee show, and my son said never, and asked me why I asked that, and I described how Kid Rock had said that he was high on Bill Nye in that Bullgod song, singing the part where Kid Rock had said it, and my son calmly explained to me what Kid Rock had actually said and what it meant. I was going to ask how he knew what that meant, but I didn't want to open a can of worms.

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