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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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And softer than shallow and curly fries
his arms are around me and there's tears in my eyes.

Artist: The Cure

Song: Lullaby

Real Lyric: And softer than shadow and quicker than fliesHis arms are all around me and his tounge in my eyes.

The story:

I actually had my mum convinced of it. It just sounds so right, if nonsensical. But hey, it IS The Cure, so it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to sound brilliant.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/12/2007 3:44 pm

Age it happened

18

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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