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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And said, You eighteen and nothing yet
    B-B-B-Baby, you just eighteen and nothing yet
    Here's something that you're never gonna forget
    B-B-B-Baby, you just eighteen and nothing yet
    And you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's right

    Artist: BTO
    Song: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
    Real Lyric: And said, You ain't seen nothin' yetB-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetHere's something that you're never gonna forgetB-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetAnd you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's right

    The story:

    I haven't had any embarrassing experiences with these misheard lyrics... My misheard lyrics make the song even more kinky than before and surprisingly the lyrics make more sense than before. It was surprise to myself that I had misheard these lyrics so bad, but I guess these things can happen if you have had these kinds of experiences with women... :)

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    Submitted by

    jonathan_pierce

    Submitted on

    5/22/2009 7:41 am

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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