And little early birdie gave my anus curly wurley
and asked me if I needed a ride

The story:

I was with all of my friends when the song came on and said that
they had to listen because this song was really weird. When I told
them what I thought it said one of my friends said that those were
not the right words at all and corrected me. I didn't speak the rest
of the night but I will still sing the song my way.